Vegas in Signs

Whenever I go on vacation and see a themepark I think of World of Warcraft. It's just destined to be turned into one. Vegas, however, just didn't have the right feel (imho).

For example, if you're walking along the streets of WoW Vegas might they advertise their big "show" like this?:



Or maybe in WoW Vegas instead of advertising Toni Braxton on the side of the Flamingo Casino, I imagined some Night Elf Magician show would be advertised (NE magician's on the left, Toni's on the right):



Too nutty, I think. More than likely the most WoWish thing would be a nice Pandaren Express. (First time I actually saw one.)