Off Topic - Chewbacca Blog

Emp we need you to translate Chewbacca's blog for us:
http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/

Here's just one reason why I laughed out loud:

(click here to go directly to his blog and see more pics)

Update: Please, for the love of all things funny, read this blog. He just posted a lol V-Day post.